My Sheer Unbridled Spite For Sprunki: A Manifesto

I don't deserve love. I don't deserve mercy at the hands of god.

listen alongside. or dont. i dont fucking care anymore.

my manifesto.

im eden. im a programmer. and safe to say. i fucking hate sprunki. that shit probably took like 2 days to make. and also it was made in scratch. and i really dont like scratch.

i really dont like scratch. I REALLY DONT LIKE SPRUNKI. i dont like sprunki. i dont want sprunki. i dont think you understand. sprunki sprunki is is a fucking cognito hazard

its like its every fucking analogue horror stereotype somehow bundled into a "mod". how the fuck do you call that a mod. its a game. if i fucking recreate minecraft in scratch,

can i say its a minecraft scratch mod? i fucking hope not. i really dont like sprunki by the way. it was made in a fucking visual coding language. you're 15 and you cant code in syntax.

i fucking hate sprunki. i dont think you understand. once again. i really dont like sprunki. to repeat myself, its a cognito hazard. he'll look back. or she. or they. or xem. i didn't check

in like 5 years. and look at sprunki. by. nyan fucking boyfriend fnf. and go. ew. i made that. because its so cringe. and somehow somehow people ignore that. somehow people ignore that fact.

take when you put the fucking pc thing down when you in in the.. dark.. i dont know what to call it uhhh rip off blackspace. it spits out the most generic sounding analog horror shit i've

ever heard in my fucking life. "they're dead!! they're missing!!! woooaooaoah hsomethings rwrgong!!!"!!"!" just shut the fuck up. you did not make me even say gulp outloud in an ironic way.

i normally take the piss out of this shit. but i cant do it with sprunki. when i look into sprunki all i see back all i see back is the empty eyes of myself in the black screen.

how did i grow to be this way. whats wrong with me. why am i like this. it cant hurt me. its just a fucking scratch project. yet despite that. i hate it. i hate it.

whats wrong with me. its a scratch project. made by a 15 year old. how can someone 2 years older than me be this fucking stupid. yet here i am behind my fucking monitor

tapping away at this shit to classical piano. i fucking hate myself. what am i doing. what am i doing. what am i doing.

what

i cant take it

i really dont like sprunki

i really really dont like sprunki

and when i tell people

and when i tell people

they look look at me like im insane

they look me and go "what the fuck is sprunki". they'll never understand. they'll never know the pain. of why i've been losing sleep. its not even scary. its just how..

cringe. it is. i hate to use that word. but it hurts. i have the second hand embarrasment of the developer. the fact the fan base is full of kids. i bet they dont want

it in the first place. a shit post. turned into content farm slop. i'll never know their pain.

i guess i have to keep living. i can't let this hold me down. yet despite that. i fucking hate sprunki. i dont know why it makes me feel this way. i cant pin point it down.

i just really dont like it. i just dont. i dont wanna play anymore. i think im done. i think im done. i dont think i want it again. i dont want them to talk about it again.

it. IT. SPRUNKI. I FUCKING HATE SPRUNKI. IM WRITING THIS WITH TEARS IN MY EYES. I FUCKING. HJATE. SPRUNKI*. IM GOING. IM. IM. im going to log off.

but i cant. i cant. i just to need it oeneed t o talk to someone. no one will liesten. no one. no one.o nieonerfewsnoh;ju so pe9tr98zdfp gr09f

i cant take it

i cant take it

i cannot i cant i cannot i cant i cannot i cant i cannot i cant i cannot i cant i cannot i cant i cannot i cant i cannot i cant

im gonna fucking deepfry my hampster if i have to witness sprunki again.

wendar is just. its. just femtanyl. its just femtanyl. its just femtanyl. you dare have the fucking audacity to steal someones fucking character

and put in of all things. SPRUNKI. sprunki. sprunki. i know that name. i know that name. i know that name so intimately. yet its so cold. its so cold.

i want it gone. i dont want sprunki. i dont claim sprunki. as a human. sprunki. i hate sprunki. im sitting here. behind a fucking desk. im gonbna.

i cantr

i want to kill myself not because of sprunki but because of the fact that im willing to do this. the fact i find myself in places like these. sat here.

behind a desk. writing into notepad. about how i hate sprunki. sprunki. incredibox. indrexbox,..l.l[p;#A @POJUS:'p;ng;omil8kubjyhónbhí

sprunki inadevertely triegerds my dfucking suicidal ideation. myt fucakoijgn oijpouihopih. and its not the creators fault. its not the fault. its my fault.

ITS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAULT. always. yet i never listen. i never change. i never listen. i never. i never wanted this. i dont know why. i dont know why this. its like this.

i've always been told i care too much. i find myself. here. again. again. AGAIN. i never listen. i dont listen. i need to change.

and that change. is. im going to become a fent addict. i need something. to fill that void. and god knows. it is not sprunki. i dont like sprunki. i dont like sprunki fans.

sprunki fans. aren't even old enough to use reddit. and theres a subreddit.

im listening to fucking classical piano. whats wrong. with it. with me. why is it that when i walk into the room. everyone looks at me. everyone.

dont come to sprunki tomorrow.